Friday, January 23, 2009

Tomorrow: (The Apocalyptic Version)




(Sung to the tune of the song "Tomorrow" from the Broadway musical "Annie")

The sun’ll blow up
Tomorrow
It’ll swallow the Milky Way
Tomorrow
There’ll be sun!

Just thinkin’ about
Tomorrow
Makes me wanna
Hang my head in sorrow
We’re all done!

The glaciers will melt
Tomorrow
And result in flooding, death
And horror!
Judgment Day.

The Global’ll get warm
Tomorrow
And there’ll be no
Safe place
For your harbor
Come what may.

And then all of our days
Will be gray
And Lonely
And we’ll lower our chins
And cringe
And say….

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I dread ya
Tomorrow
And you’re only a day a-way.

Our sufferin’ will end
Tomorrow
And we’ll see our lives
Were vain and hollow
Narcissists


We’ll draw our last breaths
Tomorrow
And then stand in judgment
‘Fore our Father
He’ll be pissed!

Tomorrow! Tomorrow!
I dread ya
Tomorrow
And you’re only a day a-way.

Yes, you’re only a day a-way….

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